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More Beach Fun
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Leslie.
Email your answer.
A few benefits of
beaching
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Salty kisses taste
better than regular kisses. Go play in the surf.
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Mangoes are best when
eaten in the sea.
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Beer tastes better at
the beach than it does at home.
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A good sand scrub is
better than any spa skin treatment.
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Every day spent at
the beach increases your life expectancy.
And remember...
Sunburns suck. Aloe
Vera gel is the best remedy. A good tan is the best defense.
Additionally, Vitamin D boosts your immune system and sunlight improves
mental health. Spend more time at the beach.
T he
Professional Beach Bum
Code of Ethics
All members must agree
to abide by these guidelines. Failure to abide can result in loss of
membership.
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No member shall
remain away from a beach for more than 365 days.
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No member shall wear
socks with sandals while at the beach.
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No male member shall
wear a thong while at the beach.
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No member shall
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No member shall leave anything behind at the beach that was not
there when they arrived, with the exception of:
sandcastles or sculptures, cryptic messages written in sand, smiles
on the faces of fellow sunbathers.
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No member shall take
anything away from a beach that they did not bring with them, except
for:
a few grains of sand stuck to various parts of the body, an
occasional sea shell or piece of flotsam, good memories,
new ideas or insights, a new friend, a deeper tan,
new videos or photos, peace of mind, relaxation and a commitment
to return to the beach soon.
Leslie's Favorite Beaches & Beach Bars
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